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These words that I write, they keep me from total insanity. -Charles Bukowski

Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? -Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Feb 25, 2009

THEY TOOK THE FUCKING EGGS! WHO DOES THAT? WHO TAKES THE FUCKING EGGS?

Small little aside from the usual. I went to chow this morning and I noticed a sign that said “No Longer Serving Eggs in the Following Ways, sunny side up, over easy, poached, and...” Basically we are now only allowed to have our eggs either scrambled or hard boiled.

What Army is this? For as long as I can remember the eggs were about the only thing that you could have the way that you wanted it. Plus, given the fact that eggs take all of 5 minutes to cook everyone could have their eggs the way that they wanted it. Hell, there are a lot of military bases that will cook you an omelette if you want one. Except here, we can’t even have our eggs Sunny-side up. All you can have here is scrambled, and hard boiled so that they can make all the eggs ahead of time and just dish the watery sacks of ass up to you as you walk by.

Can you believe this? I for one cannot. This place is a big enough bag of ass without them taking away my sunny side up eggs. “What’s this? These soldiers can have their eggs any way they want them, well that might make them a little happy. This will never do!”

But I digress.

Later,

I love you mom...

2 comments:

  1. First the beer, then the strippers, now the eggs!
    WTF is next??? Obviously, they have sucked all of the fun out of AssCrackistan! Time to come home.

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