They Said It Better Than I Ever Could...

These words that I write, they keep me from total insanity. -Charles Bukowski

Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? -Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Sep 12, 2009

Boy, Do I Clean Up Good...

Alright ladies and gents, due to this article I was in along with a steady stream of people telling me to make a book out of this thing I decided to clean everything up and make this blog presentable.

Haha, yeah right!

I'm going to sanitize out everything that could potentially get me into hot water. I don't think I did anything wrong, nor did I reveal any sensitive information. My crime was aggravating officers. Which I will not apologize for.

So I just started with my first 5 posts today, scrubbed them clean. And will be reposting them as I go. Don't worry, the sarcasm will still be there, the reality will still be there, the humor will still be there, and unfortunately for my mother the profanity will still be there.

I figure this will take me about 2 weeks of work to complete.

But it will enable me to take the blog public again. Then everyone can read every word.

And I hope they do!


I love you Mom...


  1. I am sorry you are cleaning it up. I had rather you save the real stuff an start a new blog for the general public. Your writing is priceless and one day when you are out of the suck you can publish the real thing. They can't get you then.

  2. Can't wait to hear about your adventures back home---

    and how does our country look from your eyes?