They Said It Better Than I Ever Could...


These words that I write, they keep me from total insanity. -Charles Bukowski

Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? -Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Jul 5, 2011

Can't Sleep, Funny story time...

First off, I don't know what's going on in my bowl o' crazy that is my brain but it bought you a funny story and some societal commentary so here we go...

Societal commentary:

The next douche that gets in front of me in line. Any line. Grocery store, gas station, McDonalds, Lobotomy...it doesn't matter. Who pays for anything that costs less than $5 with a credit/debit card is getting set on fire in a dumpster somewhere!

Get some fucking money! And stop holding up the line. Its kinda like those assholes back in the day who would pay for a candy bar with a check!

Funny story:

Waltzing through the grocery store this afternoon (where do you think I got the commentary from?) And a little boy and his father are walking down the cereal aisle as I peruse the Rice Crispies and Count Chocula and the following exchange took place...

Boy: Daddy, do you have to work tomorrow?
Dad: Yep, its a weekday so I have to work.
Boy: Daddy, do you have to work every week day?
Dad: Pretty much, yeah.
Boy: Why? Mommy doesn't have to work everyday!
Dad: That's why I have to work everyday son.

Its these little occurrences in my day to day life that make it bearable! Gotta love that Dad!


Anyway, later.

I love you Mom...

3 comments:

  1. Someone has to make the living. Someone has to make the living pleasant. So the dad gets weekends off, but the mom does not.

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  2. Hey, sometimes I'm "that guy" because I never seem to have time to go to an ATM.

    then the other day I had to write an actual paper check...I looked in my check book and saw that the last time I wrote a paper check was in the PX in Baghdad in 2005 (because their ATM never seemed to work.)

    What I hate is when I get in line at Starbucks because I need a cup of regularfuckingcoffee really bad..and the knuckelheads in front have to order some 10 word fancy drink that takes 15 minutes to make....I just want a cup of back coffee!!!

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  3. Just stopping by to wish you a Happy Birthday!
    p.s. cute story!
    ~AM

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