First off, I don't know what's going on in my bowl o' crazy that is my brain but it bought you a funny story and some societal commentary so here we go...
Societal commentary:
The next douche that gets in front of me in line. Any line. Grocery store, gas station, McDonalds, Lobotomy...it doesn't matter. Who pays for anything that costs less than $5 with a credit/debit card is getting set on fire in a dumpster somewhere!
Get some fucking money! And stop holding up the line. Its kinda like those assholes back in the day who would pay for a candy bar with a check!
Funny story:
Waltzing through the grocery store this afternoon (where do you think I got the commentary from?) And a little boy and his father are walking down the cereal aisle as I peruse the Rice Crispies and Count Chocula and the following exchange took place...
Boy: Daddy, do you have to work tomorrow?
Dad: Yep, its a weekday so I have to work.
Boy: Daddy, do you have to work every week day?
Dad: Pretty much, yeah.
Boy: Why? Mommy doesn't have to work everyday!
Dad: That's why I have to work everyday son.
Its these little occurrences in my day to day life that make it bearable! Gotta love that Dad!
Anyway, later.
I love you Mom...
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Someone has to make the living. Someone has to make the living pleasant. So the dad gets weekends off, but the mom does not.
ReplyDeleteHey, sometimes I'm "that guy" because I never seem to have time to go to an ATM.
ReplyDeletethen the other day I had to write an actual paper check...I looked in my check book and saw that the last time I wrote a paper check was in the PX in Baghdad in 2005 (because their ATM never seemed to work.)
What I hate is when I get in line at Starbucks because I need a cup of regularfuckingcoffee really bad..and the knuckelheads in front have to order some 10 word fancy drink that takes 15 minutes to make....I just want a cup of back coffee!!!
Just stopping by to wish you a Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeletep.s. cute story!
~AM