What is it with college students
and their seemingly undying interest in fucking with the military?
Now, it seems a bit humorous to
me in the first place that, by some estimates over 70% of the current
population of young people in this country is not qualified to serve in the
military and if you've ever seen your local community college, so long as you
can sign the loan agreement you can go to college, but whatever it’s been my
experience that people look for just about any reason to consider themselves
superior to others.
Hell, I’m probably doing just
that by writing this diatribe. Now what the hell am I talking about? I’m
talking about this girl who wrote a piece for her college newspaper about how
the military shouldn't be getting all the discounts it does.
You can read it here.
Now this shit is hysterically
funny on several levels. First and foremost of which is her delightfully un-self-aware
comments. Given the fact that she’s a student at a university and last time I
checked student discounts are about as common as air. Anyone who has ever been
to a large university, or a large city with universities in it, you know that
there are student discounts for EVERYTHING.
I went to the website of the
newspaper she wrote for, figured out what university it was; Colorado State,
and then I typed in to Google “Colorado state university student discount” and
came up with only 140,000,000 results. Sorry girl, I think you can find a 10%
off movie ticket in there somewhere.
I was even surprised to find out
that there is an entire PROGRAM at CSU for student discounts. Its kind of like
a, you give us a discount, we give you cheap or free access to students
spending mommy or daddy’s money.
Next level of funny, this dopey
little girl thinks that giving military discounts creates a hierarchy of heroes
in this country and puts us soldiers at the top because apparently we get
discounts because we are more deserving that other heroes. (Cops, firefighters)
Once again, are you out of your
fucking mind. Cops get everything cheap, if not free! Firefighters, well I don’t
know any, but if its anything like it is on Rescue Me, they are more than
compensated by copious amounts of random pussy the get a hold of. Plus, I’m
sure they don’t have to pay for coffee. Not to mention they work a 1 on, two
off schedule. What more could you want than to only work 4 months out of the
year?
Regardless, what is it about
college students that makes them so ungodly stupid, and at the same time so
willing and able to share their opinions with the world?
She probably went into a store
somewhere and some soldier bought something at half off that she wanted but had
to pay full price for because all she had was her student I.D. So let me tell
you something honey, this isn't creating a hierarchy of heroes.
If you ask me
its payment for services rendered.
She's probably just missed that she isnt a military college student so she could get the item completely free
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